S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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