We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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