I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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