Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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