They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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