im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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