So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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