I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Send help, water and tortillas.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
