Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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