Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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