I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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