I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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