I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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