Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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