I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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