So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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