The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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