hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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