I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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