I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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