what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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