people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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