who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
