i permit you to call me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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