I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This is the high leading the old right now
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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