i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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