i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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