There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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