well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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