Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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