btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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