I cockslap morals
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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