he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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