my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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