Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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