i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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