Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
