Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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