Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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