Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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