Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
