no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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