Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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