By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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