Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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