I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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