4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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