id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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