I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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