why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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