my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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