I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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