its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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