White coat. Heels.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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