There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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