You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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