We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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