How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
How's work?
Spinning.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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