I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
