What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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