She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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