Yo dont text me then not text me
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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