i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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